Thursday, September 24, 2009

Purely Decadent Ice Cream (Cookie Dough)

One of Mike's favorite "food groups" (yes) used to be ice cream. Ever since he gave up drinking regular milk though, it's been a hard sell to convince him that alternative ice creams can be as good as the original. Will the Purely Decadent brand live up to its name, or will it be just another carton in the crowd?
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Gluten Free Mama's Cookie Mix - Episode 11

Is this sugar cookie recipe using Gluten Free Mama's Cookie Mix a slam dunk, or will it have to be dunked to be appreciated? Find out in this episode of GFTV!
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Monday, September 21, 2009

Creepy cool house

Just testing PicPosterous on the iPhone.

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Sunday, September 20, 2009

Udi's Blueberry Muffins and Lemon Streusels

The bakery from Denver, CO continues to amaze us, this time with their absolutely moist and delicious muffins. But will it be enough to satisfy the non-gluten-free one in the family? Find out!
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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Amici's East Coast Pizzeria - Episode 9

If you've been missing pizza ever since you turned gluten-free, you can find a gem of a pizzeria in Amici's. While their prices are steep, you can rest assured that your pizza experience will be just like it was before--absolutely delicious. One reason why: the crust doesn't taste like cardboard.
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Monday, September 14, 2009

Friday, September 4, 2009

WOW Vanilla Cake Mix & Pamela's Products Frosting - Episode 7

Part II of Mike's birthday bash: can we say cupcakes AND frosting? Yes, we can. Buttery, moist, and delicious. UPDATE: even after a week later, they're still just as moist and delicious.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Udi's Pizza Crust - Episode 6

It's Mike's birthday, and what better way to spend it than sharing his experience of Udi's Pizza Crust with the lovable @debzaz? Turns out this stuff's almost indistinguishable from regular pizza crust.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Friday, August 7, 2009

Friday, July 31, 2009

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Rules for Bedroom Golf (SFW)


Rules for Bedroom Golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play -- normally one
club and two balls.

2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course
owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid
damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until
the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may
result in being denied permission to play the course again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon
arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to
admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played,
or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset
course owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own
protection.

10. Players should ensure themselves that their match has been properly
scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time.
Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone
else playing on what they considered to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all
times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be
temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this
situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when
this is the case.

12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush
around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with, and
approach to the hole.

13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before
attempting to play the back nine.

14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to
proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owners request
(Course time is Four to Five Hours).

15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play
the same hole several times in one match.

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Monday, July 27, 2009

Certified Farmers' Market Newsletter

hey friends,

we'll be at downtown sacramento's farmer's market this sunday--will we see you there? let me know via email or direct message on twitter! (direct message get sent as a text to my mobile. w & 8th st, downtown sac.

mike

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From: Certified Farmers Market <farmersmarkets@comcast.net>
Date: Mon, Jul 27, 2009 at 11:46 AM
Subject: Certified Farmers' Market Newsletter
To: mapaul@gmail.com


California Fresh Farmers' Market Update
 
Week of Monday, July 27th
 

Ready for Market

  • Several varieties of melons are now ready, including red and yellow watermelon, cantaloupe, ambrosia, and honeydew melons. Did you know a 1 cup serving of cantaloupe has only 60 calories, and over 100% your daily value of both vitamins A and C?
  • Peaches and nectarines of all sizes are available at the market. A true taste of summer is the plump and dark Fantasia nectarine. These are expected soon, so make sure you have a paper towel or a sink handy because they are juicy!
  • Plums and pluots of all colors are ready too. Green Gage plums are golden and green with a mellow and sweet taste. Dapple Dandy pluots are a favorite variety named for their signature red spots. Flavor King is a sweet-tart variety of pluot with darker skin. Apricots are reaching the end of their season.
  • Strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries are still for sale at many markets. Of these, strawberries have the longest season. All of these berries are a good source of dietary fiber.
  • Now is a great time to make a vibrant and appetizing salsa. Finely chopped yellow and red onions and minced garlic are a must. California jalapenos will add plenty of spice. Fresh leaves of cilantro will provide authentic character. And four different colors of tomatoes are just more fun than one.
  • Red and yellow Bartlett pears have arrived. It is the first pick, so if you prefer pears that are soft, you may choose to place them in a closed paper bag to encourage the natural ripening process.
  • There are plenty of grill-friendly vegetables to choose from. Try seasoning thin slices of summer squash and Japanese or Thai eggplant. Huge Walla Walla Onions (also called Hangtown Sweets) are also available at several markets. And of course, don't forget the sweet corn.
  • Grapes are now ready. Seedless Red Flame are a popular and sugary sweet variety.

Tomatoes with History

Chances are, if you shop at the local farmers' market you've picked up an unusual looking tomato. Perhaps it weighed over a pound and had flame-like yellow stripes, and you remarked to yourself, "this is NOT your grandma's tomato!"

This tomato, an heirloom tomato, might not be your grandma's, but its history goes back many generations.

Heirloom varieties are tomato plants that have not been modified. Instead, many heirloom varieties are the same as they were 100 years ago. Their seeds were likely saved and passed down through family members, including grandmothers, through the changing generations. This is how they earned the name heirloom.

Now that heirloom tomatoes have gained popularity, their seeds and plants are more widely available, but their growing methods remain traditional.

Here are some varieties available at the market:

Black Prince: This juicy variety has a thin reddish-brown skin with green flesh in the inside. It is originally from Siberia, and was considered quite rare in the United States until recently.

Cherokee Purple: One of the sweetest tomato varieties. It is medium sized with a mixture of dark green and red on the inside. Many people believe this variety originated with the Cherokee Indians and is more than 100 years old.

Marvel Striped: This variety originated in Oaxaca, Mexico. The Zapotec people who were indigenous to the area over 2500 years ago are likely to have first cultivated this variety, as well as other pleated tomatoes. Marvel striped can be medium sized and round or grow large and pleated. It is always a beautiful warm gold with coral stripes, and has a lovely fruity flavor.

A similar-lookng fruit named Mr. Stripey originates from 19th century Mennonites who farmed in the Appalachian region of Virginia. It has a mild low-acid flavor. Note: some people refer to the hybrid Tigerella as "Mister Stripey," but this is an entirely different tomato.

Brandywine: Most of these tomatoes are very large and dense, and are prone to cracking. Sometimes the cracks and the heft are the best indications of a truly delicious Brandywine. They have bright colorful stripes and come in colors ranging from red and pink to yellow. It is said that the seeds came from the Sudduth family who had kept the variety for 80 years before passing them to an Ohio farmer, Ben Quisenberry. He introduced them to the Seed Savers Exchange in 1982 and the rest is... history.

 

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Sunday, July 26, 2009

I'm in ur sidewalkz, blockn ur wheelchairz --Signed, Miramonte Trovas Mgmt

Here's an example of the douchebag in Mitamonte Trovas's front leasing office who parks his motorcycle in the middle of the leasing office's entrance. He parks it there to demonstrate two things:
 
1. How much the staff and maintenance enjoy taking shortcuts and treating their residents (wow, especially their disabled residents) like sub-humans, and;
 
2. How safe it is to leave your vehicle out of sight in the parking lot. He wouldn't want someone taking off with his crotch rocket now, would he? No, of course not. So why not partially block one of the two entrance points?
 
So glad I am out of here. Do not rent here! Unless, of course you're ghetto-fabulous. In that case, move right in. You'll feel right at home.

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